a haiku ..
Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on
You ask far too much
Function a(haiku)
Graphics are,over,rated
End Function
Function program(aborting)
DrawText "ABORTING",aborting,aborting
End Function
Function close(all)
you rogue ..
End Function
Function that(you(YOU))
If you loved me
End Function
Function have(worked)
you would ..
End Function
Function on()
close this program now
End Function
Function you(ask)
Assert that, "you love me" And I ..
will
End Function
Function far(too)
Flip out
End Function
Function much()
Delay awhile
End Function
Function loved(me)
Repeat after me ..
Until you die
End Function
Function will()
program done
End Function
Global now=13,are=300,over=50,done=26,awhile=2000
Global after(we)=close
Global die()=much
It would've been better if I'd been able to interleave the function definitions and contents coherently ...
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